the Durian Devouring.....with the Big & Small

it was raining
it was a glommy day
it non the less normal yet wet day
but it all change when


we saw....the durian lorry

this is what small said a.k.a amri the [GUAva Face Guy as he proclaimed himself]

Haries : Let's just eat it here

I : What the..?(..eating durian at this bus stop, by the road, in the rain, with people around watching us..?)...grin(..i like!)

Both : LET'S DEVOUR THIS!!nyamnyamnyamngap!ngep!

Haries : OMG,this is luscious! Lets buy another one!

I : Go boy, here! money!

a minute later

Haries : Oi, I bought 3(pants)

I : What the..?(devil grin)

Haries : I bought 2 for RM4, but then the dude gave me 1 for free(devil grin,pants)

I : ... I LIKE!^^

this is my durian version of story:

Me: Small i smell heaven....

Small: dude you are scaring me... are you seeing the light...don't go near it!!...stay put i'll get help.

me: weh, i'm not dying lor....its durian!!

small:wt*???it just durian lah

me: oh man, i had not seen durian for ages. come go buy lah.please!!![with ice-cream face]

small: wt* again, you want to eat here at the bus top ar?[his face show insanest annoyed]

me:please!!!!!!![mama, i want durian!!!!]

small:ok lah!oklah.stop crying!! if the bus come you stay here and finish up kay!

me:okidokie.

we bought the first durian for £0.54. we were thinking to eat at college. but i can't hold my lust anymore, i slit open the durian and dip my big chubby finger into the luscious creamy yellowish flesh and devour the heavenesst into my mouth. Small at 1st was reluctant to eat, but after seeing me indulging the Durian he gave up his ego's and gobble the durian as if it was his 1st time eating it.(i was--wt*!!just now you said u don't want to eat!now you know how heaven is the durian!hahahha with angel grin.)

Small: eh, finish already ar?

me: ya lor. you ate like monster!

small:oops!

me:come, lets buy some more!

me:now, you put out the money!

small:okie

me:yay!(with angel grin again!!)

there were we buying the durian for the second time~ this time the abg seller gave us a good bargain £0.72(for 2 durians) plus a free baby durian as a token of appreciation after we promote his stall at the bus top. we really enjoyed the durian and Small was being crazy showing off his durian to the vehicles that passby us at the bus top. it was one of the best moment in my life. i owe small a very big one!thanks dude for doing this crazing thing together with me!




this post is a tribute to amri~the~pious~guy that is not yet in loving memory.he's still alive!